How to Speak Australian Part III: When in doubt shorten it

This is a short story about a uni student who got caught out in the rain while it was pretty full on.  He’d forgotten his brally so he rocked up to an op shop but he lucked out (as in, there weren’t any).  So he warmed up with a hot cuppa and a bikkie before heading out to see the new doco about vejjos.  Then he had to run to meet up with his friends Baz, Gaz, Jez, Sus and Ads for a bit of sport.  Afterwards they drank the all the beers in Baz’s eski while they chatted about the footy.  After having such a good arvo he knew tomoz was going to be a great day.